Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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