your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
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im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
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Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
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