If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
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No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
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if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
this is an emotional support booty call
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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