i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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