Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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