did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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