Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
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Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
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i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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