yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Randomize
