You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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