I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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