if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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