we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
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