just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
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We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
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That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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