All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
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i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
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I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.