Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(281): View more from Texas

I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16

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(540): View more from Virginia

I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.

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(706): View more from Georgia

Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later

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(727): View more from Florida

We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno

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(856): View more from New Jersey

he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.

(215): View more from Pennsylvania

no pressure.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion

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(612): View more from Minnesota

She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?

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(423): View more from Tennessee

Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?

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