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Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
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Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
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He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life