I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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