i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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