Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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