Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
