There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Randomize
