No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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