6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
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So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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