WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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