Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
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