Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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