I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
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