I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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