I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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