Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
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I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
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He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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