Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I feel like a drive thru vagina
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
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