absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
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