I wish i was in the wii world.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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