Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Non-Jews are for practice
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Randomize
