i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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