chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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