It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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