I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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