Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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