David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
honey bunches of taint.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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