people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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