I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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