Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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