She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
my sisters under your porch take her home
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
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the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
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I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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