I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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