what ever happened to devon sawa?
i'm really worried about him.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
you had me at cake vodka
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.