She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
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Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
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So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.