question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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