Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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