I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
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He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
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Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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