3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
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donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
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You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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