so explain again why im purple
no
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Randomize
