nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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