I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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