Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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