Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
so much tequila, so little girl.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
