her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Randomize
