Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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